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Приехала теща в гости. Вечером сели за праздничный стол сидят, к
Приехала теща в гости. Вечером сели за праздничный стол сидят, кушают. Вдруг теща закашлялась, а, прокашлявшись, говорит: - Ой, простите, не в то горло попало. Зять: - Так ты, сука, еще и в два горла жрешь?
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