Классификация водки в стиле IT:
0.1 л - demo.
0.25 л - trial version.
0.5 л - personal edition.
0.7 л - professional edition.
1.0 л - network edition.
1.75 л - enterprise.
3 л - for small business.
5 л - corporate edition.
Бутыль самогона - home edition.
На посошок - Service pack.
Рассол с утра - Recovery tool.
Закуска - plugins.
Пиво - patch.
Coca-cola, fanta, 7-UP - trojan viruses.