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Василий Иваныч подходит к Петьке и говорит: - Давай возьмем лом,
Василий Иваныч подходит к Петьке и говорит: - Давай возьмем лом, нагреем его и одним концом холодной стороной засунем в задницу Фурманову. - А зачем нагревать? - Чтоб высунуть не смог.
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